methapors:

welcome to my tumblr

methapors:

welcome to my tumblr

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armystrong-countryboy:

sizvideos:

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Kinda father I’ll be



kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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officialfrenchtoast:

looking at your notes after an exam

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i fucked up

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If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.
Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via kushandwizdom)

420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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